Komrade jackalopelipsky, the answer to this is obvious:
State Run Department Store Numbers One and Two. It's the perfect solution.
State Run Department Store Number Two:
"You can have the slate grey worker's dress with scarf or the North Korean style pajamas..."
"But I'd rather have something else..."
"That's all we have."
“Look. I wouldn’t even steal that.”
“That’s the point.”
"That's all I can take! I'm going to store number one!"
"Welcome to State Run Department Store Number One."
"I'd like to buy..."
"Sorry sir, I've met my quota for today."
"I give up!"
"Racist!"
You are so right, you’re into extremist territory, Uber Dave.
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 4/20/2024, 8:11 am