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(and if you look very closely you may see something lodged in the center of the nothing burger)

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The danger of that thing losing its orbit and crashing down on the surface of the Earth is scary. Can’t we detonate this thing out in Space before it collides with innocent earthlings? We could use detonating cable news radio waves or something?
You are correct, Comrade. The Kollektive should form a Committee of Experts™ immediately to study the problem for at least five years, at which time it must present its "equal but inconclusive" results to the Praesidium and request funding for another five-year study.  
 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 9/23/2024, 6:29 am



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